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Colonoscopies are no joke, but
these comments during the exam were quite humorous..... A
physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by
his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their
colonoscopies:
1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're
boldly going where no man has gone before!
2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're
now legally married."
6. "Any sign of the trapped
miners, Chief?"
7. "You put your left hand in,
you take your left hand out..."
8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet
feels!"
9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you
must quit!
10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you
find my dignity."
11. "You used to be an executive
at Enron, didn't you?"
And the best one of all...
12. "Could you write a note for
my wife saying that my head is not up there?"
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